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Quotes

"We got too many Jim DeMints and Tom Coburns. It’s the southerners."
"The party’s being taken over by southerners. What the hell they got to do with Ohio?'"
-- Republican Senator George Voinovich, blaming Southerners for the fall of the GOP, Link

We agree - Southern Republicans should only get 3/5 of a vote...

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Liberals don't understand how conservatives think.
Conservatives believe that big government is bad.

So conservatives run for office to prove that government doesn't work.
And they succeed in making their point by being a failure in office.
For Republicans, failure is the new success. The more they fail the more they succeed.

It's just like Sarah Palin proving she's not a quitter by quitting.
By not being a lame duck she's taking 4 years of failure and accomplishing it 19 months sooner.
She's showing that she ready to be President because can create the kind of failure in 5 years that took Bush 8 years to accomplish.

Those liberal intellectual elitists, they just don't get it.

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